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Man Vs Mouse
Intro
Research 1
Research 2
Trap #1
Trap #2
Trap #3
Trap #4
Trap #5
Trap #6
Trap #7
Trap #8
Trap #9
Trap #10
The End
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© 2000 Paul Perkins
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SNAP! But no crackle & pop of mouse bones.
The bastard did it again.
This time it took out a bunch of traps, but it didn't have the courtesy
to leave a body.
No body knows, the trouble I've seen.
No body knows my sorrow.
So close, yet so far.
I figure I made the mouse piss it's
pants.
In the interest of science I guess I should clarify
that last statement. It was figurative. I don't think the
mouse really wears pants. The only mouse I know of that wears
pants (or shorts), is one that I fear mentioning for fear of being sued.
Hmmm... in retrospect, I wonder how Disney feels about people being
afraid to even mention their mouse? I bet Walt is spinning in his
cryogenic grave.
Supertrap
Eventually I noticed that one of the
traps had flung a good distance. I'm pointing at it with my toe.
I assume it was launched by another trap. I don't have a picture
of it, but another trap is laying just out of frame, at the top.
I didn't notice it until the next day.
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