The Big Bang Theory

Main
Requirements
The Target
The Tools
The Theory
Note
Preliminary
Preparation
Prequel A
Prequel B
Prequel C
Experiment 
Blammo
Splatter
Observation
Conclusion

2002 Paul Perkins

First let me state that I realize the Big Bang Theory involves creating absolutely EVERYTHING from nothing, not the creation of one measly little life.  If I didn't state this right off the bat several dorks who fail to grasp the spirit of this work will inevitably write me, seeking to justify their perceptions of reality by arguing a moot point.

I am anxious to see what form of order my big bang will create.

Let us see...