PROJECT MASKI
(Make A Scorpion Kill Itself)

Step Seven:  Intriguing results

What the?!?!?!

Merry Christmas to me!  Without warning, the little bastard twitched its tail and tried to hook it's stinger into a its head!  SUCCESS!  

The scorpion continued to try to sting itself.  Several stings looked like they penetrated the exoskeleton and did some damage.  After about two minutes the scorpion lay lifeless.

I don't know if it was the reintroduction of the vodka, the mixture of vodka and mustard, or my own psychic connection to the critter.  Regardless, Project MASKI was a success!

Eradication of the waste...