PROJECT MASKI
(Make A Scorpion Kill Itself)
Step Three: Scientific measurement.
Administering the stimulus...
I
needed to administer the proper amount of alcohol to the arachnid.
My beer was... uh... busy... and I don't think beer has the proper alcohol
content to make a scorpion go mad. Dolph Lundgren played a Soviet
soldier in the movie "Red Scorpion," so I decided to give the subject
vodka in honor of his "thespionic" accomplishment.
I didn't have a medicine dropper so I wadded up a small ball of paper towel, soaked up some vodka, and squeezed several drops onto the scorpion.
I
awaited in eager anticipation for the vermin to go mad and sting itself in the
head. The anticipation was killing me....