(Make A Scorpion Kill Itself)
Step Three: Scientific measurement.
Administering the stimulus...
I needed to administer the proper amount of alcohol to the arachnid. My beer was... uh... busy... and I don't think beer has the proper alcohol content to make a scorpion go mad. Dolph Lundgren played a Soviet soldier in the movie "Red Scorpion," so I decided to give the subject vodka in honor of his "thespionic" accomplishment.
I didn't have a medicine dropper so I wadded up a small ball of paper towel, soaked up some vodka, and squeezed several drops onto the scorpion.
I awaited in eager anticipation for the vermin to go mad and sting itself in the head. The anticipation was killing me....
Die die die die!!!!